Sunday, 20 June 2021

Serve One Another (Mark 10.32-45)

Introduction

On 21 April 1947 our Queen, who was then Princess Elizabeth, delivered a speech during a tour of South Africa. It was her 21st birthday,

“My whole life,” she said, “whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service.” It is said that her words moved Winston Churchill to tears.

She has absolutely kept her word. Now in her 96th year, 3 decades beyond retirement age, she is still absolutely dedicated to service. Even after the death of her beloved husband Prince Philip earlier this year, she was back at work just days later, without showing the faintest hint of self-interest, or self-pity. She is truly a servant queen.

 The concept of a servant king or queen was unheard of at the time of Jesus. The idea had never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world. Indeed, it would have seemed bizarre.

King Herod, for example, never called himself a servant. It is said that he was prepared to commit any crime in order to gratify his unbounded ambition. The Caesars in Rome would have considered it insulting to be called servants. The pharaohs of Egypt and the great kings of Babylon likewise.

Even the godliest kings in Israel’s history, once they ascend to the throne, never once use the word ‘servant’ to describe their relationship to their subjects. I’ve noticed this as I’ve been reading through 1 and 2 Samuel this month; David frequently speaks of himself in the third person as ‘your servant’ - until he becomes king - when that language stops abruptly.

But Jesus, the one we call the King of kings and Lord of lords, said, “The greatest among you should be like the youngest, and the one who rules like the one who serves… I am among you as one who serves.”

And he said this; “Anyone who wants to be first must be the very last, and the servant of all.”

Servanthood in Jesus’ Day

In the strictly hierarchical society of the first century, everyone knew their place. Everyone had a rank. The second lowest servant had the unpleasant and demeaning task of unfastening people’s sandals. But that servant was considered above having to wash the feet afterwards. That most humiliating and least dignified of household tasks was for the servant one rung below at the very bottom of the food chain.

The idea of washing the feet of somebody below you in the pecking order was laughable. Even to wash the feet of someone on the same level as you simply wasn’t the done thing.

John the Baptist looked at Jesus and said, “I am not worthy of untying his sandals” but Jesus, equal in glory and majesty with God the Father, washed feet.

And when he got up, he looked at his startled and disorientated disciples, and said this; “Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another’s feet. I have set you an example that you should do as I have done for you.”

We are looking at some of the one anothers in the New Testament. Some people experience church as if it were a football match. 22 people in desperate need of a rest watched by 22,000 people in desperate need of exercise.

But in the Bible, church is never a spectator sport. It is an interactive community where no one is a passive observer. In other words, everyone gets to play.

So, as we’ve seen, there are dozens of exhortations given to churches with the phrase one another. Love one another. Forgive one another. Pray for one another. Welcome one another. Speak the truth to one another. Encourage one another. Exhort one another. And this week I want to explore what Galatians 5.13 means when it says, “serve one another humbly in love.” 

The word ‘serve’, with its associated words servant, serving, service and so on appears over 200 times in the New Testament. (The word in Greek is diakonos for those of you who care). It literally means ‘to run errands’, ‘to attend to’ or ‘to wait at table, to supply food and drink’ or some other menial role.

It is never with status or prestige. It is always associated with humility, lowliness and practical assistance.

Jesus commands it to all who call themselves his followers but he particularly insists on it for those who are appointed as leaders. Alpha’s Nicky Gumbel sums it up unforgettably. “For Jesus,” he says, “if service is beneath you, then leadership is beyond you.”

Whatever kind of leadership role you might have; as a supervisor at work, at home as a parent, as an elder, a trustee, a youth or children’s leader, a small group leader, as having any kind of responsibility – you are called to think of yourself, not a superior, but as a servant.

We’re going to look together at Mark 10.32-45.

Background

Mark chapter 10 situates Jesus and his entourage travelling south in the Jordan valley, towards Jericho which is more or less the lowest point on the Earth’s surface. From there they will turn west and press on uphill to Jerusalem where Jesus will meet his fate.

Here's what it says.

They were on their way up to Jerusalem, with Jesus leading the way, and the disciples were astonished, while those who followed were afraid. Again, he took the Twelve aside and told them what was going to happen to him. “We are going up to Jerusalem,” he said, “and the Son of Man will be delivered over to the chief priests and the teachers of the law. They will condemn him to death and will hand him over to the Gentiles, who will mock him and spit on him, flog him and kill him. Three days later he will rise.”

Then James and John, the sons of Zebedee, came to him. “Teacher,” they said, “we want you to do for us whatever we ask.” “What do you want me to do for you?” he asked. They replied, “Let one of us sit at your right and the other at your left in your glory.” “You don’t know what you are asking,” Jesus said. “Can you drink the cup I drink or be baptized with the baptism I am baptized with?” “We can,” they answered. Jesus said to them, “You will drink the cup I drink and be baptized with the baptism I am baptized with, but to sit at my right or left is not for me to grant. These places belong to those for whom they have been prepared.”

When the ten heard about this, they became indignant with James and John. Jesus called them together and said, “You know that those who are regarded as rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their high officials exercise authority over them. Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first must be slave of all. For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”

Let’s pray…

Jesus’ ministry is building to a climax. Though he has spoken plainly and without ambiguity on at least two occasions already about what he knows is going to happen to him; it does not appear to have registered with his disciples at all.

A Recurrent Misunderstanding

Some are amazed and some are frightened, because they can sense that things are building up to some sort of dramatic climax. Maybe an audacious uprising?

So, in v32-34 Jesus calls the twelve to him and again patiently explains in great detail that this is not the programme.

Instead, what’s going to happen is this; the religious elite are going to collude with the Roman authorities to arrest him, pass sentence and send him to a violent and shameful death, after which he will rise again.

This is a deeply personal and traumatic disclosure. Jesus says, in words of one syllable, “When we get to Jerusalem I’m going to be rejected. They’re going to mock me, publicly humiliate me, spit in my face, beat me up and then they’re going to kill me. This is not a metaphor. I really am going to die.”

What do you suppose would be a fitting response to these words? Would it not be to show some loyalty and support? Would it not be appropriate for the twelve to be aggrieved and upset, to show Jesus they care, to serve him in this moment of great distress? To ask him, “How can we help?”

But there is nothing in the text here, nor in the other Gospels that record the same incident, to suggest that any of them either feel or display the slightest compassion or empathy for their Lord and Master.

Could it be that all twelve of them simply fail to understand a perfectly simple statement, in plain language, that Jesus has articulated to them at least three times?

Or is rather it that they are so self-absorbed, so up themselves, so obsessed with their own status and rank, that they just don’t care?

It seems to be the latter, because in v35-40 Mark tells us about a frankly pathetic request from James and John.

Bear in mind that in the previous chapter, the twelve not only discuss, but in fact argue amongst themselves as they walk along the road about which of them stands where in the pecking order. This is therefore a recurring theme.

They raise their voices and bicker about who’s top of the food chain? Who’s the alpha male? Who’s the most distinguished and exalted of the apostles? Who’s going to Right Reverend, who’s going to be Most Reverend, who’s going to be Very Reverend?

It’s embarrassing and cringeworthy. This is like the seven dwarfs in a bitter dispute over which one is the tallest!

So, in Mark 9.35, Jesus sits down, calls the Twelve to him and says, Look. “Anyone who wants to be first must be the very last, and the servant of all.”

But now, one chapter later, we learn that Jesus’ words have fallen on deaf ears. James and John, two fishermen who never succeed in catching a single fish in the entire Bible unless Jesus does a miracle for them, sneakily have a word with Jesus.

“Teacher,” they say to a man who has spoken to them twice recently about his imminent, harrowing death, “we want you to do for us… whatever we ask.”

Jesus has every right to explode with frustration and tell these men how much their insensitivity and selfish ambition hurt him.

But, instead, Jesus the servant of all, shows breathtaking patience and self-control. “What do you want me to do for you?” he asks.

How about, “Can we have the honour of helping you carry your cross when it comes to the crucifixion?”

But no. Instead, they say, “Let one of us sit at your right and the other at your left in your glory.” In other words, “We want prestige. We want to be famous. We want to be admired.”

Jesus, speaking of his death, when he will drink the cup of God’s wrath against sin and be plunged into depths of sorrow and agony, asks James and John if they think they can go through what he will go through.

Maybe they think the cup is a cup of celebration. Maybe they think about Jesus’ baptism as the moment when heaven opens and a voice says “This is my beloved son!”

So they say, “Oh, no problem.” And Jesus, as ever, is absolutely straight with them. “Well, you will”, he says.

But James and John are focused on what’s important to them. What about the seats of honour at the top table? What about the honorary knighthoods? That’s what they want to hear.

Which is when the other ten disciples get wind of what James and John are up to and start kicking off. They begin to squabble. These bald men are still fighting over a comb! So Jesus focuses with amazing restraint and patience - yet again - on what they need to hear.

They need to hear that, in the kingdom of God, serving one another is a basic requirement. It is non-negotiable. It is (and always will be) an essential and indispensable feature of the church Jesus is building.

It’s not going to be like the Romans who throw their weight around and bark orders to their subordinates. Leaders in Jesus’ day got their way by intimidation and bullying. Everyone else existed to run around and massage the boss’s ego. But Jesus could not be more emphatic. “Read my lips. This is not the way we are going to do things.”

Phil Dooley, lead pastor of Hillsong in Cape Town, says this about in his church, “The best [leadership] teams are made up of a bunch of nobodies who love everybody and serve anybody and don’t care about becoming a somebody.”

Where did he get that from? He got that from Jesus who says here: “Instead, whoever wants to become great among you… [note, he doesn’t rebuke their desire for greatness; he simply tells them they’re going about it the wrong way]. “Whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first must be slave of all." 

“For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.”

This why he came. He willingly laid aside all his heavenly majesty, he humbled himself, he gladly took the form of a servant, putting others first.

His laying down his life as a ransom cancelled out forever all your sins, however bad and however many, ended your alienation from God, set you right with him as a son or daughter, opened up for you a door to heaven that no one can shut, and etched your name in the book of life from which it will never be erased

And if you have never turned to Christ in grateful faith for what he did for you, and if right now, God is speaking to you and giving you a chance to take the greatest step in life you can ever take, take it. Do it today.

Don't make the mistake of putting it off forever. The Bible says, “Seek the Lord while he may be found; call on him while he is near.” So I’m inviting you today; ask God to take care of your past and lay down your life to Jesus Christ.

Serve One Another

I hope it is clear why we value serving one another humbly in love.

Jesus gave it all for us, delivering us from hell and seating us in the throne of the heavens. Therefore, in response, the least we can do to give 100% for him, and for one another. Jesus gave it all. 95% commitment from me in return is 5% short.

I know a man who, until recently, had one of the top jobs in the NHS here in the Tess Valley. It came with a lot of prestige and no doubt paid handsomely. It was also complex, demanding, non-stop stressful and carried a huge burden of responsibility.

But this self-effacing man found time - he made time - to serve coffee at church, host a midweek group in his home and was never above sweeping up after children’s outreach activities. Serve one another humbly in love.

Is your life (work, family, marriage if you’re married, church, leisure, finances)… is your life marked more by getting or giving?

Put another way, are you primarily motivated by what you hope to get out of church or by what you want to put into it?

Washington DC church leader Mark Batterson says, “If you do little things like they were big things, God will do big things like they were little things.” Serve one another humbly in love.

Tim Matthews, of Love Church in Bournemouth says to new people in his church, “Find a job that you want to do here before you’re asked to do one that you don’t!” Serve one another humbly in love.

What makes you happy? I know many people who are unhappy and unfulfilled because they are oriented for being served, passive and self-centred rather than living with a servant heart.  

Are you serving at King’s? Are you a player or a spectator? What are the passions God has put in your heart? Why don’t you ask one of the elders, “How can I serve here? What needs doing?”

Ending

As I end, I wanted to be able to invite people who feel that God is stirring them forward for prayer ministry. We can’t do that yet. It won’t be long now but we must be patient.

But I want to give you an opportunity to respond in a concrete way. Serving is not about being passive so in a moment I’m going to ask you to stand, where you are, if you feel God is speaking to you about serving. And I’ll ask the Holy Spirit to anoint you and empower you for service.

Don’t look around the hall and don’t worry about what others think; this is between you and God.

So if this morning you feel you want to get into gear - or go up a gear - in serving others, or if you feel stirred to renew your devotion to service, or if you simply want to be motivated not to be served but to serve will you stand please.

Prayer…


Sermon preached at King's Church Darlington, 20 June 2021


Thursday, 3 June 2021

Is Anyone There?

 


In the last six months, we have seen the Chinese send a lander to the Moon, returning 1,731 grams of lunar samples to Earth a month or so later, and the Americans land a roving laboratory the size of a Mini Cooper, called Perseverance, on a precise location on Mars.

It is truly a wonder that people are able to calculate how to hit a precise spot on a moving and revolving target 300 million miles away, after a journey of 7 months, gently setting down a vehicle weighing over a ton and that was travelling at 12,500 mph just 8 minutes beforehand.

The human drive to explore beyond the confines of our modest but beautiful blue planet seems irresistible and I, for one, think it’s absolutely worth the money. If the Apollo programme was essentially, like Scott and Amundsen racing to the South Pole to plant a flag in a previously unexplored territory, these subsequent missions are more about never-ending discovery than rivalry and it is fitting that the previous large NASA rover to land on Mars was called Curiosity.

Curiosity and Perseverance’s missions are to attempts to discover whether there are, or ever have been, conditions on the Red Planet capable of supporting life. This is the Eldorado of interplanetary exploration. Some say the emergence of life is inevitable wherever the two basic conditions (liquid water and sunlight) are present. Life on Earth, they say, was always bound to happen given we tick both boxes.

Others disagree, saying it is hugely unlikely and only possible because of the highly exceptional conditions on Earth (our planet is just the right distance from just the right sort of star, is just the right size to support a life-sustaining atmosphere containing just the right mix of key elements in just the right quantities, especially an abundance of surface water, has just the right core; an iron centre giving us a magnetic field, without which our atmosphere would slowly erode away through solar wind, has just the right crust with plate tectonics to replenish the nutrition that primitive life depends on, recycling carbon around the planet, and has just the right sort of moon, stabilizing our axial tilt thus avoiding rapid and life-threatening climate changes). Looking at it this way, the emergence of Life on Earth is a result of the sort of luck you need to win a lottery jackpot several months running.

Agnostic author and biochemist Michael Denton adds another layer of complexity to this view saying: “Between a living cell and the most highly ordered non-biological systems, such as a crystal or a snowflake, there is a chasm as vast as it is possible to conceive. Even the tiniest of bacterial cells, weighing less than a trillionth of a gram, is a veritable microminiaturised factory containing thousands of exquisitely designed pieces of intricate molecular machinery, made up altogether of a hundred thousand million atoms, far more complicated than any machine built by man and absolutely without parallel in the non-living world.” 

Wow! So, even when the properties of Earth favouring the development of life are all in place, the jump from non-organic matter to become even the simplest of life forms seems impossibly long. If Professor Denton is right, this relentless scientific pursuit of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe will probably last as long as the human race does. How apposite that NASA’s newest Martian rover is called Perseverance.

Either that, an inconceivably improbable accident, or it is all intended to be that way, planned and crafted by an unfathomably wise designer.

Ecclesiastes 3.11, in the Old Testament, speaks of a created spiritual instinct in which human beings yearn for eternity; we wonder about God and marvel over these mysterious and weighty matters. “He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has also set eternity in the human heart; yet no one can fathom what God has done from beginning to end.”

In this light, our never-ending scientific quest to discover if there is anyone out there is an expression of the spiritual pursuit built into every human heart. It tugs away inside us, prompting us to seek and to discover, wonderfully, that we are not alone, because when people really look for him with curiosity and perseverance - with an open mind and an open heart - they so often find to their surprise and delight that God is absolutely real.

For this is what the Lord says - he who created the heavens, he is God; he who fashioned and made the earth, he founded it; he did not create it to be empty, but formed it to be inhabited - he says: “I am the Lord, and there is no other.” Isaiah 45.18.



Saturday, 1 May 2021

Blessed

 

Are you feeling blessed today?

In British Sign Language the name ‘Jesus’ is represented by the right hand pointing to the left, followed by the left hand pointing to the right. I would guess that the thinking behind this is to visualise the wounds Christ suffered in his hands when he was crucified and which he showed to Thomas as proof that he was really raised from the dead.

But Jesus’ hands say much more about him. They touched lepers and outcasts, they grabbed a sinking Peter from certain drowning, they were laid on the blind and crippled bringing instant healing, they lifted a lifeless 12-year-old girl from her deathbed, they broke and multiplied bread and fish, satisfying a hungry crowd. Jesus’ hands were so often open to bless.

Some people think, when they see the scale of misery in the world, that God is reluctant to bless. But the Bible shows the complete opposite. In a world ruined by human sin, our God wants to break in and bless. As Psalm 145.16 says, “You open your hand and you satisfy every living thing with favour.”

From Genesis to Revelation, God delights to bestow his blessing.

The very first words spoken over Adam and Eve after God gives them life and breath are words of blessing. “So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, ‘Be fruitful and increase in number’.”

When God called Abraham he said, “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing. I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you.”

When God instituted the priesthood, he said to Aaron, “This is how you are to bless the Israelites. Say to them: ‘The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; the Lord turn his face towards you and give you peace.’ So they will put my name on the Israelites, and I will bless them.”

The first Psalm begins with blessing. “Blessed is the one… whose delight is in the law of the Lord, and who meditates on it day and night. That person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither – whatever they do prospers.”

The first recorded public teaching we have of Jesus’ ministry is the sermon on the mount - and the very first word on his lips is the word “Blessed...”

There is in fact a golden thread of blessing throughout the Bible, which continues until the very last chapter of the last book which says, “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city [of God].”

But there is a vital key to receiving God’s blessing that is not always understood or appreciated. We may say, “Well, I don’t feel blessed at all.” Could it be that we have missed something?

Terry Virgo tells of a time when he was guest speaker in a church in the USA. It was a great meeting and the congregation seemed very appreciative. After Terry preached, the service host asked the congregation, “How many of you have been blessed this morning?” Hundreds raised their hands or shouted enthusiastically that they had been. But he then shocked the congregation by telling them they were wrong. Everyone was taken aback - including Terry Virgo who had just preached a blinder! But the host pointed out that Jesus said, “If you know these things, you are blessed if you do them.” Our thinking is skewed if we think we have been blessed merely by hearing.

Washington DC church leader Mark Batterson put it very starkly: “God will bless the church in proportion to its giving to missions and caring for the poor.”

According to The Cinnamon Trust in 2019, local churches in the UK delivered 220,000 social action projects (such as food banks, debt counselling, hospital visiting etc.) serving 48 million people. In as much as they did this as an expression of faith and love, not out of pride and self-righteousness, they can surely expect blessing to follow.

“Therefore”, said Jesus, “everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock” (Matthew 7.24-25). 


Friday, 16 April 2021

Encouraged

 


You love it when someone encourages you. I know you do. Everyone does. We all crave and long for encouragement. God has designed us so that we thrive on it. 

When you’re encouraged you feel like you can walk through walls. When you’re discouraged you feel like you’d struggle to kick your way out of a wet paper bag. Spiritual encouragement enables us to flourish and grow in our relationship with God.

Psalm 78 in the Bible talks about some amazing miracles God had done in the past as he led his enslaved people out of Egypt towards the promised land. He did breathtaking signs and wonders before Pharaoh, he divided the Red Sea, he led his people through it on dry land, he guided them with a cloud by day and fire by night, he split dry rocks open to give them water to drink, he sent them bread from heaven, he healed people from the venom of poisonous snakes, he ensured their shoes lasted four decades. Exodus and Numbers are packed with faith-building, life-enriching stories.

But the Psalm says this: “The men of Ephraim, though armed with bows, turned back on the day of battle; [because] they forgot what God had done, the wonders he had shown them.”

So Israel is going to war - armed to the teeth - against an advancing and attacking enemy. But they become fainthearted and say, “We don’t fancy our chances.” Why? They have a numerical, strategic and technical advantage. Why do they lose their nerve? Because they stopped encouraging each other about how God’s awesome power had broken into their lives before.

Really healthy and strong Christian communities expend energy on talking about what God is doing. They don’t waste energy by focusing on what God is not doing. The power of words to either demoralize or inspire, to tear down or build up is enormous. 

Whenever I lose heart, if someone comes to me and shares a story of God’s power or goodness in their life it lifts me and helps me to see the truth that, whatever situation I face, God is sovereign and I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Hebrews 3.13 says “encourage one another daily.” Cheer someone on today. Maybe send a little note or a text to lift their gaze from whatever their circumstances are to the one who works all things for the good of those who love him. What an impact it would have if we committed ourselves to building each other up and praying for one another every day of the week.

I want to encourage you as you read this. God never forgets a single prayer you pray, even if you forget. Things may happen to you today as a result of prayers that someone prayed years ago. God is for you. God is faithful. God is at work in your life. God is able.

“Let us hold unswervingly to the hope we profess, for he who promised is faithful. And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds, not giving up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but encouraging one another - and all the more as you see the Day approaching” (Hebrews 10.23-25).


Wednesday, 3 March 2021

Bible Quiz I


We had a fun time last weekend as a family with this Bible quiz. There were three teams of two players which was won by Kathie and son-in-law Iain.

 

40 is often a number of testing in the Bible, so there are 40 questions. This is not an exam though, just a bit of fun.

 

Answers are found below. No cheating!

 

1. Israel had only one queen who reigned alone without a king. Was it:

a) Jezebel

b) Athaliah 

c) Esther

d) Victoria

 

2. Only one book in the Bible has exactly 7 chapters. Is it:

a) Amos

b) Micah 

c) Hosea

d) Galatians

 

3. Which of these characters in 2 Kings is NOT an Assyrian king?

a) Sennacherib

b) Tiglath Pileser

c) Sargon

d) Nebuchadnezzar 

 

4. Which of these churches Paul wrote to had he NOT visited?

a) Colossae 

b) Corinth

c) Philippi

d) Thessalonica

 

5. In only one Gospel is Jesus called ‘the son of Mary.’ Is it:

a) Matthew

b) Mark 

c) Luke

d) John

 

6. The prophecy ‘they will turn their swords into ploughshares and their spears into pruning hooks’ is found in two Old Testament prophets: which two are they?

a) Jeremiah and Habakkuk

b) Isaiah and Micah 

c) Jonah and Nahum

d) Zephaniah and Malachi

 

7. Which Old Testament festival is the equivalent of Pentecost?

a) The Feast of Tabernacles

b) The Feast of Passover

c) The Feast of Stephen

d) The Feast of Weeks 

 

8. Of the 150 Psalms, how many are attributed to David?

a) 75 

b) 80

c) 85

d) 90

 

9. Which of these animals is OK to eat according to Leviticus?

a) the screech owl

b) the camel

c) the cricket 

d) the wild boar

 

10. Which of these sayings of Jesus IS found in one of the Gospels?

a) It is more blessed to give than receive

b) Do this as often as you drink it in remembrance of me

c) If people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? 

d) I am the first and the last, the living one

 

11. Which of these two tribes of Israel are NOT sons of Jacob?

a) Dan and Levi

b) Isachaar and Naphtali

c) Ephraim and Manasseh 

d) Judah and Benjamin

 

12. Joseph and Jesus were both sold for a number of pieces of silver. Was it:

a) Joseph 20 and Jesus 30 

b) Joseph 30 and Jesus 40

c) Joseph 30 and Jesus 30

d) Joseph and Jesus both 29.99

 

13. Which of these characters in the Bible did NOT have their name changed at some point in their life? 

a) Abraham

b) Isaac

c) Jacob

d) Joseph

 

14. According to Genesis 1, what did God create on the fourth day?

a) sun, moon and stars 

b) birds and fish

c) flowers and trees

d) humans and cats

 

15. Assuming Hebrews is not by Paul, and not including the letters in Revelation 2 and 3, how many New Testament letters are written by Paul and how many are written by others?

a) 13 by Paul, 8 by others 

b) 12 by Paul, 8 by others

c) 13 by Paul, 7 by others

d) 20 by Paul, 3 by others

 

16. Which of these is NOT a plague sent by God on Egypt in Exodus?

a) a plague of locusts

b) a plague of ants 

c) a plague of frogs

d) a plague of gnats

 

17. Which of the following books has the most verses?

a) Obadiah (21)

b) Philemon (25)

c) Haggai (38)

d) Jude (25)

 

18. Which of these characters mentioned in Paul’s letters does NOT appear in the book of Acts?

a) Timothy

b) Priscilla and Aquila

c) Titus 

d) Crispus

 

19. Which of these Old Testament characters is NOT mentioned in the Gospels?

a) Elijah

b) Jonah

c) Samson 

d) Abraham

 

20. Which of these miracles does NOT appear in all four Gospels?

a) feeding the 5,000

b) the healing of a paralysed man lowed through the roof 

c) walking on water

d) the resurrection of Jesus

 

21. Which New Testament writer wrote the most by word count?

a) Luke (37,900) 

b) John (32,400)

c) Paul (32,000)

d) Peter

 

22. Which of these is NOT said of the wife of noble character in Proverbs 31?

a) she opens her arms to the poor

b) she plants a vineyard from her earnings

c) she makes linen garments and sells them

d) she bakes delicacies with fine spices 

 

23. According to the Bible, which statement is true of Judas' betrayal.

a) it was predestined to happen so he was not personally guilty

b) it was not predestined to happen so he was personally guilty

c) it was predestined to happen and he was personally guilty 

d) it was not predestined and he was not personally guilty

 

24. Who helped Jesus carry his cross?

a) Joseph of Arimathea

b) Simon of Cyrene 

c) Timon of Athens

d) John of the Cross

 

25. In which country did Job live?

a) Ur

b) Oz

c) Uz 

d) Wales

 

26. What sort of wood was Noah's ark made from?

a) Cedar wood

b) Juniper wood

c) Gopher wood 

d) Chipboard

 

27. What do Joseph and Jeremiah NOT have in common?

a) they both went to Egypt

b) they both married a foreign wife 

c) they were both thrown into a cistern

d) they both have names beginning with J

 

28. When Jesus turned water into wine, he asked the servants to fill some stone water jars with water. How many jars was it?

a) 3

b) 6 

c) 7

d) It doesn’t say how many

 

29. Who was the enemy on the Mediterranean coast that King David had to constantly fight during his early reign?

a) the Midianites

b) the Philistines 

c) the Hittites

d) the Huns

 

30. The word ‘Christ’ in Greek and ‘Messiah’ in Hebrew mean:

a) majestic one

b) anointed one 

c) faithful one

d) patient one

 

31. Not counting fallen angel Lucifer, how many angels are actually named in the Bible

a) none

b) two

c) four

d) six

 

32. Which piece of spiritual armour is NOT listed in Ephesians 6?

a) helmet

b) shield

c) belt

d) spear 

 

33. According to Ecclesiastes 3.4 there is a time to weep and a time to:

a) weep no more

b) wipe away tears

c) laugh 

d) keep a stiff upper lip

 

34. Joshua 10 describes a major cosmological phenomenon that happened during a battle. What was it?

a) the moon turned red

b) the stars fell from the sky

c) the Sun stood still 

d) darkness came over the land at midday

 

35. Ruth, in the book that bears her name, was an immigrant from which foreign country?

a) Ammon

b) Moab 

c) Edom

d) Cush

 

36. Put these books in chronological order:

a) Nehemiah 

b) Romans 

c) Isaiah 

d) Judges 

 

37. Which of these titles of Jesus is NOT found in the Gospels?

a) the Son of Man

b) the Way, the Truth and the Life

c) the Faithful and True witness 

d) the Son of David

 

38. How many books in the Bible have a number in their title (e.g. 1 Corinthians). Don't include the book of Numbers!

a) 9

b) 11

c) 13

d) 17 

 

39. In the Song of Songs the beloved's teeth are compared to what?

a) halves of a pomegranate

b) a flock of sheep just shorn 

c) pillars of ivory set in gold

d) jewels, the work of an artist

 

40. According to 2 Kings Solomon wrote 3,000 proverbs and a certain number of songs. How many?

a) 985

b) 1,000

c) 1,005

d) 1,250

 

 

 

Answers

 

1. b) Athaliah 

2. b) Micah 

3. d) Nebuchadnezzar (who was Babylonian)

4. a) Colossae 

5. b) Mark 

6. b) Isaiah and Micah 

7. d) The Feast of Weeks

8. a) 75 (73 are headlined ‘Of David’ in the Psalms, and two others are attributed to him in the New Testament)

9. c) the cricket is perfectly kosher

10. c) If people do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry? The others are found in Acts, 1 Corinthians and Revelation

11. c) Ephraim and Manasseh who were sons of Joseph

12. a) Joseph 20 and Jesus 30 

13. b) Isaac

14. a) sun, moon and stars 

15. a) 13 by Paul, 8 by others

16. b) a plague of ants

17. c) Haggai which has 38 verses. Philemon and Jude have 25. Obadiah has 21.

18. c) Titus 

19. c) Samson 

20. b) the healing of a paralysed man lowed through the roof which is omitted in John

21. a) Luke (37,900). (John is next with 32,400. Then Paul with 32,000.)

22. d) she bakes delicacies with fine spices 

23. c) it was predestined to happen and he was personally guilty

24. b) Simon of Cyrene

25. c) Uz 

26. c) Gopher wood 

27. b) they both married a foreign wife (only Joseph did)

28. b) 6

29. b) the Philistines 

30. b) anointed one 

31. b) two (Michael and Gabriel)

32. d) spear 

33. c) laugh 

34. c) the Sun stood still 

35. b) Moab 

36. d – c – a – b 

37. c) the Faithful and True witness which is found in Revelation

38. d) 17

39. b) a flock of sheep just shorn

40. c) 1,005